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Joke of the Day
"Lunch. Meeting. Sure, let's ruin both at once."
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"My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
"I got arrested today for feeding the homeless guys on my street... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun."