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Joke of the Day
"I'm so grateful to the teacher who defined the word ""plethora"" for me... It meant a lot."
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"How do you know a black man has been on your computer. It's not there."
"If you ever feel lonely... just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore."
"The story of Kanye West Kanye West divorced his Kanye Pest, now it's just him and his kid in his Kanye Nest, Now he won't get his Kanye Rest to be his Kanye Best at the Kanye Test."
"What is a proctologist's drink of choice? Two fingers of whiskey."
"I'm thinking of starting a Death-Metal themed take-away joint that caters to Pirates. I'm gonna call it ""Pizzas of Hate""."
"When the pilot says, ""This is your captain speaking,"" I like to brush the hair from his eyes and whisper, ""This is your passenger listening"""
"Ladies and Gents ""Ladies and Gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets."""
"(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!"""
"Yur mom is so fat Her nipples look like bologna slices."