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Joke of the Day

"So we no longer say ""please"" and ""thanks"" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars."

"Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster."

"What do you call a constipated German? *Farfrompoopin*"

"When searching for Gary Oldman on google images Make damn sure you dont miss that r..."

"My phone just replaced the word ""killed"" with ""kilt."" Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."

"Did you hear about the confused question mark? He couldn't figure out how he got a period."

"How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database? Pop, Lock & Drop It"

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf."

"7yr old: The Tooth Fairy didn't come last night. *wipes tear* Me: Sorry sweetie, she probably got drunk and passed out on the couch."