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Joke of the Day
"Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster."
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"Scarface didn't really give those guys enough time to say ""hello"" before shooting them."
"I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really did they accept him?"
"What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it."
"Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax? ... ... To stop Hispanic attacks."
"The cashier wasn't impressed with my top hat, sash, and monocle until I said ""Keep the change"" from the $1 I gave him for my $0.95 purchase."
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