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Joke of the Day
"Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster."
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"So last night I had a stroke of genius. Two nights ago I named my penis Genius."
"I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going."
"I keep trying to find my wife's killer But nobody will do it"
"Superman's first love got into writing really sappy love poetry. This is why he left her and kicked her out of his house. He said to her, ""Lana Lang Leav! """
"My mom keeps walking in everytime I watch porn. I'm just glad she doesn't know I'm watching it."
"Why do they call Hannibal Lecter ""The Mail Man""? He always delivers."
"Life Pro Tip: Replace your shoelaces with earphone wires.. ... just look away and they'll tie themselves. (yes yes, it's not an original)"
"DOCTOR: Here's some medicine, for your well-being. GUY WHO HAS SOMEONE CAPTIVE IN HIS WELL: *thinking* How does he know about the Well Being"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. They're cheaper the day after Valentine's Day."