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Joke of the Day
"My phone just replaced the word ""killed"" with ""kilt."" Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."
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"How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra? She pulled some strings."
"I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory I mean, I only took a day off"
"What do Hillary Clinton and the World Trade Center have in common? Both collapsed on 9/11 after becoming overheated."
"A cannibal eats his date he said it tasted sweet."
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"Congratulations USA We have officially gone black and gone back."
"My wife has the hottest ass in the world... Me."
"Apparently, Tiger is back in a bit of form. I wonder what her name is?"