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Joke of the Day

"You can tell the gender of an Ant by putting it in water If it sinks: Girl Ant If it floats: Boy ant"

"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!"

"i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers"

"Job interview... H- ""So how would you describe yourself?"" Me- ""Verbally but just incase I prepared a dance"".."

"Where does the time go?"

"What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction? Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

"Don't just assume I'm crazy. Let this wedding album I photoshopped you into speak for itself."

"If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me."

"Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business? He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6."

"What do you call a man who cuts down trees? A tree feller."