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Joke of the Day

"Episodes 4, 5, and 6 of Star Wars came before episodes 1, 2, and 3... ...because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"I refuse to worry about wrinkles anymore. Besides, the botox I used on my scrotum burned and just made my balls look surprised all the time."

"Hello from the other side Bye."

"Did you know that a stake through the heart kills humans too?"

"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"

"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?"

"How can you tell if you have a high sperm-count? if she has to chew before swallowing."

"the miracle of being a teen mom when you get pregnant young and your baby is born, hes feet are so small but even so he manages to stomp your dreams and goals."

"Best Blonde Joke Ever What is the funniest blonde joke you've ever heard?"

"I want to see an episode of Intervention where the person is addicted to Nutella."