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Joke of the Day
"I walked by a girl the other day who I swore had twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozen tit?"
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"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."
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