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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
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"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"
"The group wanted to pour some wine but unfortunately... Decant"
"All of my friends call me SAT prep Because no one ever does me... :("
"asked the universe for literally nothing & received a commercial featuring conjoined twins riding a segway"
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
"Who is missing an egg? there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg."
"One year later after Pavlov's dog death... Pavlov still brings him food."
"Caught my co-worker MICROWAVING a HOT DOG with a SLICE of AMERICAN CHEESE on it. Don't worry I pushed him out a window."
"Thheres just not enough moisture in food now a days. Run that shit under the faucet"