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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"
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"Octopus How does an octopus make you laugh? With ten-tickles"
"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? You can't tell it's in the dark"
"Getting gold is like getting laid Most of us don't."
"Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out."
"Relationships are like fat people... most of them don't work out."
"What do you call an anticlimactic punchline? ""This is an actual question"""
"Coworker: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: It's hum.. [30 min later] Cop: So you stapled his lips?"
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. We're very efficient and not very humorous"
"Someone shit in your fridge? Well get a new family"