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Joke of the Day

"A good way to break up with a girl gently is to curtsy when youre meeting her father instead of shaking his hand."

"What do deviant nuns have? Big bad habits."

"What is a paradox? A small medical clinic."

"What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!"

"A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen It was a brief case."

"""That's so raven."" - bird watcher"

"Bill Cosby is going to have a new show Women Say the Darndest Things"

"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in."

"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

"How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"