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Joke of the Day
"Bill Cosby is going to have a new show Women Say the Darndest Things"
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"I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. "
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"
"I'm in such a weird place in my life right now. Literally. This shop only sells Owls and Mayonnaise."
"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."
"Noah... The original Pokemon Master."
"LHC (Large Hadron Collider) When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina."
"NSFW How do you know when a girl is too young for you? When you have to make airplane noises to get your cock in her mouth. Source: Jimmy Carr"
"My son came home from school in tears and told me that his girlfriend had slept with his best friend. I was flattered, I never knew I was his best friend."
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