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Joke of the Day
"What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!"
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"A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here. The kangaroo says, At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
"My rap name is ""NO PLANZ."""
"Mariah Carey sounded horrible the other day. It was like a cannon went off in her throat."
"If any ladies out there need jars opened or items from a high shelf, HomeDepot sells rubber grips & ladders. -match.com bio"
"How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."
"What do you call a tattoo of the most commonly used English letter on a scientist's penis? A logical phallus E."
"I think the best way to prevent a polar bear from raping you is to just say ""Yes!"""
"My wife and I got into a heated argument. ""I met a man...but I married a boy."" she said, her face full of rage. I said, ""I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."""
"Whats a potheads favorite vehicle? The cannaBUS."