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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I'm peeing in a public restroom & some motherfucker tries to rob me & I have to fight him while holding my dick."

"Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? When it is intercepted by a plane."

"Don't ever do that again knock know who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? .... You said you'd never forget"

"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno, dos..."", he says before he was suddenly gone. He disappeared without a tres."

"Shake what your momma gave you. *shakes unemployed brother*"

"What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter? I want my baby back, baby back, baby back."

"Why don't seagulls fly over bays? because then they'd be called bagels!"

"So a redditor walked into a bar... Just kidding, they just sit on reddit and read these lame jokes."

"Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive."

"I couldn't imagine my parents having sex So last night I hid in their closet and watched"