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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? An ass that will bring a tear to your eye."

"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time!"

"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."

"What's cold and comes in April? Her dad."

"Doctor: I'm going to listen to your lungs so just breathe normal. Me: Well now you've made THAT nearly impossible."

"What do you call a really shitty nieghbor? Dinkleberry!"

"Guy hears his grand kids are coming for the first time. He gets all the parts and gear, spent six hours child-proofing his home. They still got in."

"Without ME, it's just AWESO."

"I went to sign up for tumblr today. I was really surprised that there wasn't a box where I had to check my privilege."

"What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it? A Sioux Flay"