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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? An ass that will bring a tear to your eye."
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"Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que"
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"Donald Trump has written a lot of books about business... They all end at chapter 11. Nice one Hillary!!"
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"What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met? IDK"