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Joke of the Day

"Drugs are a crazy thing What did jerry Garcia say to Bob weir when they ran out of drugs? Man this music sucks!"

"Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange? They thought she might have been slipped a woofie."

"To those who hate birds. I think they're pretty fly myself."

"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"

"You hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a Dog."

"My superpower is to cross the road safely and get hit by a parked car."

"I can't be bothered with trivial details. Like facts."

"Someone told this at a Disney campground. What's large, gray, and comes in quarts? An Elephant."

"What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod? Banh mi"

"I bet Taylor Swift still believes in Santa Claus."