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Joke of the Day
"I think my friend is a vampire I stabbed him in the heart with a wooden stake and he died"
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"A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat... He quickly runs home to his mother and says ""Mummy! Mummy! I just saw an angel!"""
"Time to get out of bed and worry from another location."
"I love conversations about palindromes You can always have a good back and forth."
"I'm really good at not paying my bills. They all say ""OUTSTANDING!"""
"""Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"""
"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't we have something normal for dinner?"" He said"
"Lost my car keys so I'm forcing the guy at Home Depot to make me new ones based on what I remember about them."
"What do you call Samsung store security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy."
"Deer Run Too Fast"