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Joke of the Day

"Please tell me the grounds around mental hospitals have walking trails called psychopaths running through them."

"Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in? That's how you set the bar high."

"I like my men like I like my mustard... spicy and brown. *spelling"

"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."

"Whats green and flys through the air? Super Pickle"

"Decaf only works if you throw it on people."

"Why can't blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful."

"What do you call a guy who wears two condoms? Justin Case"

"New surveys show: Surveys show that Google plus is gaining rapid popularity among today's teens."

"[watching lion king] TIMON: hakuna matata ME: *whispering to date* that means no worries TIMON: it means no worries ME: see?"