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Joke of the Day

"We should probably stop all the 'Leo never won an Oscar' jokes... ...it's now irrevenant."

"Why do pigs run from medicine? They hate getting cured."

"Guys! I demand you stop making jokes about 9/11! Its just plane wrong!"

"What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar? A Dollar"

"The 9:50 from Paris has been diverted. Nothing to do with the weather, we just don't like the French."

"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer? The taste."

"If I had a dog I'd say ""I have a bone to pick with you!"" and then we'd go to PetSmart to pick a bone and we'd laugh & laugh & can dogs laugh"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""whoa there, little guy! Didn't you see the sign? No mushrooms allowed!"" The mushroom says ""why not?! I'm a fun guy!"""