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Joke of the Day

"Forever tricking animals into thinking I'm patting them when really I'm just wiping crumbs off of my hands into their fur"

"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"

"The cat's in the cradle....OMG. It ate the baby."

"DON'T QUESTION YOUR DOCTOR A man went to see his doctor. ""You need to stop masturbating,"" the doctor told him. The man asked, ""Why?"" The doctor replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"The Nietzsche Family Circus random generator"

"You hate it ""No I just didn't think we'd spend our anniversary here"" *pssss* ""What was that?!"" The bouncy castle is deflating"

"How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"I'm gonna have a secret lair that consists of toilets and sinks. It'll be called ""John Sinclair's john and sink lair"""

"My wife's boss's name is Adolfo! I wonder if his family have always been against dolls?"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a Holy Shit they're done!"