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Joke of the Day
"She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder."
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"What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts? Reasons to be offended."
"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"
"8yo [looking at a poorly wrapped gift] was Santa drunk when he wrapped this? Me: that's purely speculation"
"Did you guys hear about the gay truckers? They traded loads"
"Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON"
"I was awakened with a blowjob today I need to start sleeping with my mouth closed."
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Keep salespeople from pestering you by asking what type of saw can cut through bone and sinew the quickest."
"Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know..."