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Joke of the Day
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said thanks I said don't mention it..."
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"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts."
"How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was."
"Relax, folks. The dentist apologized for killing #CecilTheLion after he found out Cecil was famous. He meant to murder a NON-famous lion."
"What is a terrorists favorite snack? An Allah Ak-bar"
"What's an advantage of being Swiss? The flag is a big plus."
"My friend texted saying she was threatened by an organization. ""And their name was"" ""ISIS"" ""Calm down! Is who?"""
"When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject... These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow."
"Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have I'm not going to tell you."
"What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? Moth."