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Joke of the Day
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift."
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"I lost my mood ring... I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this."
"A furniture-maker got caught by his wife coming in at 4am ""Damn it, Jesse! I will not let you ruin our marriage over one night stand!"""
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"Kids are back to school & all I do is worry about their guinea pig. Is she lonely? Bored? Silly? I should probably hold her. I need a life."
"Monkey: ""We're not so different"" Me: ""Did that monkey just talk to me"" Monkey: ""Monkey noise"" Me: ""Did it just say 'monkey noise'?"""
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"Barry hoped one of the almost dozen puns he told his son would make him laugh. No pun in ten did."
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