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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead."

"What do ping pong players and my dominatrix have in common? They both like to paddle little, white balls."

"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to change in a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"What is ET short for? Because he has short legs"

"What do cannibal parents tell their kids when they become picky eaters? Eat the vegetables"

"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."

"A Priest and a Rabbi Are walking down a street. They see a 13 yr old boy walking towards them The Priest says ""Let's take him down this alley and screw him"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""

"Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with ""KGB"" on it... One of the agents asks the other, ""Why didn't they just write '1 TB' instead?"""

"Two drivers crash into each other. They both finish writing their texts before getting out of their cars to inspect the damage"

"I buy all my guns from a guy called 'T-Rex' He's a small arms dealer"