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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about fucking 28 year olds? There's 20 of em'"
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"Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry - we don't serve breakfast here."""
"'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.' -Moms"
"Did you hear that the North American Man/Boy Love Association go a new tech support guy? He's an e-NAMBLA."
"Do you guys know the story about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it has no point."
"What was the last thing Arnold Schwarzenegger said before he was eaten by cannibals? ""I'll be snack."""
"""Your finest Scotch, please."" ""Yes, sir,"" the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape."
"Police were called to a daycare yesterday... Police were called to a daycare yesterday because a 5 year old was resisting a rest."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!"
"I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants."