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Joke of the Day
"How do you get money out of a piggy bank? Feed it laxatives."
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"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die... then I got Netflix, so now I have better things to watch."
"The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father."
"What does gay rooster say? Sev-sev-seveeeeen."
"Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke."
"Why was the maths book sad? It had too many problems."
"LPT If you are going to have sex with someone you don't know, Always, always, always... Ask"
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"
"Sporty I bought my wife fumarate. Now during sex moans as Sharapova."
"Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu."