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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you my Boy Scout troop leader? Cause you're making me pitch a tent."
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"Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King? He couldnt Mufasa enough."
"What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom."
"What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year."
"I just poured my coffee with my left hand so it would feel like someone else was doing it."
"Funny and strange video"
"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch"
"If we can't hit our kids, what's next? A society slowly becoming less violent as we learn more about child development and human psychology?"
"I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me."
"Statistically speaking... 6/7 dwarfs aren't happy."