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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake spaghetti? An impasta"
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"I understand the face situation but you don't have to be ugly on the inside too"
"My daily affirmation before work goes something like this: ""I enjoy receiving a paycheck."""
"Your mom is so sweet... I don't even need sugar when I'm eating her"
"What comes after 69? Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie"
"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""
"We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. Merica."
"My wife gets annoyed with my long showers. I told her they could be 10-15 minutes shorter if she joined me."
"Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her."
"Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing. It was an unexpected Journey."