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Joke of the Day

"If another woman steals your man, there's no better revenge than to let her keep him. Real men can't be stolen."

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"I think tomorrow I'm going to respond to everyone using only lyrics from songs by The Dead Deads. Wish me some luck at the DMV."
"""Ok just so I'm clear on this - this dog can bark for 11 hrs straight & only poops in other people's yards? I'll take it!"" - my neighbor"
"What do you call it when you rape a girl and cum on her chest? A Cosby Sweater"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or people may think were nuts."
"Today is the anniversary of the discovery of Uranus! Hershel was actually looking for the clitoris but found Uranus instead."
"After a long search, I finally found the French cologne I was looking for... It was hiding behind the American cologne"
"Companies should make camouflage condoms... So they never see you comin"
"*Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*"
"Push to Add Drama"