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Joke of the Day
"What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone? Are you vegan?"
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"I called my little sister a blue waffle today... that spoiled cunt."
"I'm so deep in the friend zone that she sends me nudes for approval before they go out to other guys."
"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because PETA can't change anything. -A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? Pilot. You racist fuck."
"""Talent imitates, but genius steals."" bilbous."
"Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling."
"Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car? He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome."
"Dark Jokes Post your darkest joke in the comments"
"In this holiday season I really gotta give a shout out to those who've always been around for me. Mr. Chen and his family at the restaurant."