1967

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between awkward and awful? Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective."

"Welcome to Cupcake Yoga! NomNomaste."

"I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet... ...but I just went for the halibut"

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"judas: yo jesus: sup judas [hiding crocs behind back]: would u like if someone bought you crocs jesus: id rather be betrayed lmao judas: wow"

"Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip clubeveryone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars"

"What do you call a poorly made massive dumpling? A wanton one-ton wonton."

"BNAG That's bang out of order!"