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"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."
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"Hugh Jackman and Kevin Spacey are sitting at a dinner party.... Hugh Jackman says, ""Hey, Kevin, can you pass the salt?"" Kevin Spacey replies, ""No soap, radio!"""
"What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends? Change for a buck."
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage."
"""I'm not racist, but,"" -Racists"
"I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!"
"Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?"
"My favourite porn category is the one where girls quote 19th century Irish writers Girls Gone Wilde."
"Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor. But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake."
"A man is buying condoms and the cashier asks if he want them in a bag My wife isn't that ugly"