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"DOG: [running in circles trying to catch his own tail] SON OF A DOG'S PREGNANT WIFE: *looks up from knitting* Son of a what, David? Say it"
"What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster? He hibernated in the summer."
"What do you call a running gag on crutches? A lame joke."
"Look, if you need a heimlich, just ask me nicely, enough of this flapping your arms and making faces shit."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Ba dum tssshhh](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI)"
"My wife asked me what happened to the hamster. I told her I put Red Bull in its water bottle ""Oh, so you're going to tell me it grew wings and flew away?"" ""No,"" I said. ""It died."""
"North Korea declares war."
"the most awkward time in my life Was when I locked my keys in my car and had to walk into the nearby abortion clinic to ask to borrow a coat hanger."
"I really want to make a period joke. But it's just not that time of the month for me"