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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"

"What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together? A Mini Golf."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."

"Driving in London"

"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."

"Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong."

"What is six inches long and stiff in the morning? Crib death."

"Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Boris Johnson walk into a room...Oh God. This isn't even a joke anymore. Help"

"I scream, you scream, this funeral just got more interesting."

"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because all those men already have boyfriends."