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Joke of the Day
"They released a new study on marriage It's the number one cause of divorce"
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"What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana."
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"The museum curator was able to identify the slutty violin... ...it was a Straddlevarious :("
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"When I was a little kid, my dad would swear then say ""Excuse my French"" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand"
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