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Joke of the Day

"What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana."

"I was gonna say a joke about the disabled, but... it was lame."

"Concerning math jokes What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation? - He works it out with a pencil"

"I'm not sure if my foots been asleep for the last 3 days or if I have diabetes."

"Dayum girl, did you fall down from heaven? Cuzz ur face is fcked up."

"Did you hear Willie Nelson got run over? He was playing on the road again."

"A good way to make friends is to crawl under the bathroom stall quickly before they can get away"

"I think you should say happy birthday 4 times to everyone having a birthday today.. since they only get 1 birthday every 4 years.."

"I work in a call center and a customer told me this one. A lonely man puts in ad out in the paper looking for a wife. the next day he gets 100 responses all from men saying ""you can have mine"""

"How sure are we that one of Nicki Minaj's parents isn't just a stick of cotton candy?"