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Joke of the Day
"What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana."
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"Two toasters are sitting on a counter. One toaster turns to the other and says, ""Do you sometimes feel empty?"" To which the other toaster replies, ""OH MY GOD! A talking toaster!"""
"Oh Thursday, you teasy bitch you."
"What are your thoughts on new soup technology? I say Progresso at any cost."
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"Why did Steve Jobs die too soon? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
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"Up dawg A man sees a long lost friend he says... 'Up dawg' 'What that?' 'What's what?' 'What's up dawg?' 'Nothing much hbu' '...? Oh hahahahahaha '"