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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes."

"With the election coming close, I trust Bill Clinton the most... He always picked someone other than Hillary, so I will too."

"This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend."

"A cat walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender responds: '' Are you going to drink it or just knock it over on purpose?''"

"Words hurt The other day an N-word hit me over the head with a tire iron."

"Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!"

"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"

"Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head."

"stared at the sun to long trying to get my transition lenses to change but forgot I dont wear glasses. major headach now"

"Trump is the 45th President of the United States. Aren't you proud fellow Americans."