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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever met a vegan that does crossfit? Oh you'd know if you had."
Next Joke
"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."
"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations"
"What gets all sweaty as it rides on top of you? Your backpack."
"Queen Elizabeth's horse tested positive for morphine and a mix of other powerful drugs. Sources say the queen is in denial. She thinks someone confused her horse's urine sample with Prince Harry's."
"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"
"Pour motor oil over a stack of CDs. Ta-da! Robot pancakes."
"How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver? He beeps twice before coming through the flaps."
"Donald Trump isnt that weird looking... .........I would even dare to call him a little hand-some."
"What do you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools"