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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"

"A man is buying an apple, a banana, and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single."" The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?"" Cashier: ""Because you're ugly."""

"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."

"I just found out I'm an amateur nudist. I thought I was pretty good at it but apparently if you don't have the right certifications they'll call the mall security."

"My goal in life is to be as chill as Forrest Whitaker's left eye"

"How do you spot a vegan at the gym? Pretty much the same as anyone else."

"I hate when people put the beginning of the joke a second time"

"My girlfriend was voted most likely to succeed And it happened. She sucks my seed every night."

"It must suck having aspirations of being a serial killer but getting caught on your first murder."

"My girlfriend and I are both feminists But I'm better since I'm a guy"