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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."
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"Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life? I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life."
"People who call their loved ones ""name""-kin As someone who is *actually* meta-kin, I find it really offensive."
"Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape."
"What did hitler say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? ""Au, schwitz!"""
"*sits gf down* i am about to ask you a big question. if you dont know the answer then thats ok... *clears throat* where is the space jam dvd"
"Piglet: *sees recipe book* Honey-glazed...Pooh, what's ham? WinniethePooh: A food that goes well with honey. Now, how about a nice hot bath?"
"What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game? One of them you want to see a lot less of."
"How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green, and throw forks at her"
"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."