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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriend said she went to the doctor. He said she couldn't have sex. I asked, ""what did your dentist say?"""

"Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. HI I'M A NERVOUS POOPER. ... Nailed it!"

"What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs? thepiratebay"

"Lucky Friend My friend called my up the other day, happy that he finally got to cum on his wife's face. That's the benefit of an open-casket funeral."

"Don't answer the door after dark because it might be an orphan in a basket and ain't nobody got time for that."

"A hamburger walks into a bar (don't know if repost) And the bartender says ""sorry but we don't serve food here""!"

"A mother publicly argued with his son... ...Somewhere along the lines, the mother yelled to his son: ""You motherfucker!"" The first thought that came to my mind was ""Wow, that's a Lil TMI for me"""

"What do you think of the anus, As a whole"

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!"

"Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !"