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Joke of the Day

"When ever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Sometimes I even let her in."

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin"

"Here's one you might know... There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true."

"How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a cab?"

"Apparently, when they say 'black tie' they expect you to wear more than just a black tie. Like I'm a mind reader."

"Hey girl, is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail too."

"To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles: Grow up."

"Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow."

"A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... ""Hey baby, we should bang sometime."""

"I have a disorder where I see Tom Jones lyrics wherever I go But it's not unusual"