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Joke of the Day

"An Asian goes to the optometrist... The optometrist says, after a moment or two: ""I see what the problem is...you have a cataract."" The Asian immediately replies: ""no no, it's a Rincon Continental."""

"The whole ""bad boy"" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot"

"I wonder if anyone on death row ever picked an all you can eat buffet for their last meal & just ate really slowly forever. Boom. Loophole."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of their dogs!"

"How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark."

"I refused to waste money paying an exorcist... so he repossessed my house."

"What's the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon? Cowboy hats are for assholes"

"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."

"""My husband is such a pig. All I asked for was $100 for the beauty salon..."" ""He took a long look at me and gave me $300"""

"I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?"