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Joke of the Day

"I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror."

"Your mom at a food bank...Food for thot."

"We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works."

"I'm not racist... ...I own a colored tv."

"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."

"Why was the Facebook post redundant? Because I already reddit"

"This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say, 'Get a life' on them. Demetri Martin"

"My Grandmother recently passed away and left me everything in her will. I guess you could say that I'm Grammy nominated."

"How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t ""That's not how the dictionary spells it"" ""You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"""

"I once told my friend he was dead to me... I cried during the burial."