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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? Michael Bay Leaves"

"Joke: Genie in the bottle | geaNostra"

"What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun? Top post on /r/Jokes."

"I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday. Probably awaiting sentencing."

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it."

"I thought it was a compliment to tell a girl she looked like Ronda Rousey... I guess I should've left off the ""after she got kicked in the face"" part."

"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"You know it's weird you add 'French' to anything and it makes it better: 'French cuisine', 'French toast', 'French kiss'... The only exception is 'people.'"

"Hot singles in your area want you to come over and load their dishwasher correctly."

"What's that joke that ends...""but you fuck 1 sheep..."""