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Joke of the Day
"You have to chose between your SO and one million dollars. What is the first thing you would buy?"
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"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"
"My Kit-Kat bar got stuck in the vending machine at work... ...gimme a break..."
"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."
"What is E.T. short for? So he can fit into his spaceship."
"A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car but burned her lips on the tailpipe."
"I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately."
"How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb? One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"If you want to use excessive force and get away with it too. Just join your local police force."
"Got passed by a guy with a ponytail riding a moped so no I'm not ok."