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Joke of the Day
"If you want to use excessive force and get away with it too. Just join your local police force."
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"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... give me a beer and a mop."
"""I love watching myself in the mirror while I shoot dope."" Said Tom in vain."
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"A joke that never ends.. I would like to start a thread that everyone adds to the joke and see how creative we can all get"
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