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Joke of the Day
"On the bright side you only need one more brain cell and you could pass as a plant"
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"why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tiss"
"She said she wanted to see other people So I bought a disguise"
"I hate street performers. Then again, I'm a mime, so I can't really talk."
"When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!"
"Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either."
"What happens when Captain America drinks water? He becomes hydrated."
"If you ever Google ""Grandfather Clock"", be careful how you spell that shit."
"spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy"