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Joke of the Day

"On the bright side you only need one more brain cell and you could pass as a plant"

"Why did the snail draw an ""S"" on the side of his car? So that when he drove by people could say, ""Look at that escargot!"""

"What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Cuntswaylow."

"83 yo man, ""You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl"". Me: ""I'm caucasian"". Him, ""Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me""."

"A lady was spanking her kid for being a total brat in the grocery store so I had to step in and ask her if she needed me to hold her purse."

"Why does internet explorer ask so many questions? Because it's insecure. It has trust issues."

"They say the black community isn't to fond of gay marriage... maybe its for the best.. I mean... who needs two dead beat fathers?"

"how do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?"

"Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!"

"What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? The nba"