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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change."

"I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s."

"GF: I'm leaving you because you're obsessed with Spanish puns and Despicable Me. ME: Please don't go. You're Juan in a minion."

"How do crows know what time is it? They have the knights watch ."

"My friend's kid just turned 7 and he's an amazing child and she loves him. To be blown away by more original content, please see Facebook"

"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

"Women who build walls around yourselves, please consider putting in a gloryhole."

"My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR. In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party"

"TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y."

"A shapeshifter repeatedly raped a girl, first as a midget, then as a normal man, and finally as a giant. He came in a variety of sizes."