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Joke of the Day
"Why is Tigger so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh"
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"How do you know an engineer is an extrovert? He stares at *your* shoes while he talks to you."
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"The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. "
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"Science created airplanes and skyscrapers Faith brought them together"
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